My kids navigating the world as it is today – and daddy longlegs.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 August 2026 source ↗
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What do you fear most?Originally asked
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My kids navigating the world as it is today – and daddy longlegs.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 August 2026 source ↗
Not being loved.
Wasting my life.
Running out of ideas.
The loss of a child.
A sports car. I was in my 20s; I’d fallen out with my boyfriend, so to cheer myself up I got myself a little silver and black Mazda and a matching jumper and jacket. And do you know what, it worked. I saw him do a double take.
Growing three brains.
Coldness, selfishness.
I think I had a close shave with the taxi driver John Worboys. I was in Soho and going back to Chiswick where I lived, and I got a black cab. This guy wouldn’t stop talking and he offered me champagne, and I said: “I don’t like champagne.” It went a bit quiet and I thought I’d offended him. Then I remember going: “Hang on a minute, you shouldn’t be drinking champagne if you’re driving.” And he said: “I’ve just won the lottery and I’m finished after this.” I had a lucky escape.
She was surprisingly good at the harpsichord.
The second agent I had said: “The thing is, you look like something but then you open your mouth.” So I got myself a sketch show and left, and she lost out.
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