Ten years ago I bought a painting. I lived with it for a year before realising I didn’t like it at all. So it’s on my wall, mocking me daily.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 January 2017 source ↗
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Ten years ago I bought a painting. I lived with it for a year before realising I didn’t like it at all. So it’s on my wall, mocking me daily.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 January 2017 source ↗
A Rolex, after London 2012.
The arcade game, Guitar Hero. I’ve got the full unit in my house. It’s so sad.
I bought a Mercedes convertible brand new in 2016 and I’ve only done 4,000 miles. I love cars – if I’m going to blow it, it’ll be on a sports car. I already have my eyes on the next one – I’ll get Simon Cowell to buy it.
My children’s education.
Swimming off the north Cornish coast eight years ago. I remember thinking, “Why did they teach you how to inflate your pyjamas in life-saving classes at school, when they could have just told you what to do in a riptide?”
As I get older, I get happier.
My father, because he’s never run away from anything.
Funerals are for the people left behind, so I don’t mind.
To anyone I’ve worked with between 5.30am and 8.30am. I am not a morning person.
Like you are standing with an army.
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