Ten years ago I bought a painting. I lived with it for a year before realising I didn’t like it at all. So it’s on my wall, mocking me daily.
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Ten years ago I bought a painting. I lived with it for a year before realising I didn’t like it at all. So it’s on my wall, mocking me daily.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 January 2017 source ↗
A pair of Balenciaga boots. They were extortionate, but that has to be at least 10 years ago and I still wear them.
A family holiday – anywhere the kids demand. Last year, I wanted us all to go to Egypt and my daughter said, “No, we’re going to go to Grenada.” So we did.
Antiques and art – I collect 17th‑century portraits.
A Christian Dior coat.
Swimming off the north Cornish coast eight years ago. I remember thinking, “Why did they teach you how to inflate your pyjamas in life-saving classes at school, when they could have just told you what to do in a riptide?”
My father, because he’s never run away from anything.
Funerals are for the people left behind, so I don’t mind.
As I get older, I get happier.
To anyone I’ve worked with between 5.30am and 8.30am. I am not a morning person.
Like you are standing with an army.
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