Sharks. The ones in the ocean.
Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 26 July 2025 source ↗
Others on this question
View all 266 →Heights, something happening to my children and Manchester United getting good again (I’m a Man City fan).
Being stuck in a project that’s not challenging me, or true to my nature.
Failure, being caught out, making an idiot of myself.
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View profile →As not being a total bollix.
Not being able to fend for myself and being a burden to others.
My penchant for having just one too many.
Ulysses by James Joyce, but I might make a start next week – or the week after that …
Falling off the stage and on to the pianist during the opening number in the Mother Goose pantomime at the Citizens theatre in Glasgow.
Overwhelming, discombobulating, irrational and unreasonable.
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