I had dreams of becoming the first scouse pope. Unfortunately, the girls got to me first.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 10 January 2026 source ↗
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I had dreams of becoming the first scouse pope. Unfortunately, the girls got to me first.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 10 January 2026 source ↗
I wanted to be a footballer and then a squash player – I was in with a chance because I was very good. But I fell out of love with that by 14 or 15 and joined a youth theatre.
I wanted to race cars.
A jazz drummer.
A sailor. I wanted to be in the Royal Navy like my grandad.
Losing track (see above).
Last Sunday when all the family came round to celebrate my 88th birthday. (Or was it Saturday. Or the week before, perhaps?)
A picnic on the beach at Seaforth during the war. Somehow I managed to wriggle through a barbed-wire fence and run across a minefield. My teenage aunt Kat bravely followed suit and rescued me.
A lady came up to me in Tesco last year and said, “Excuse me, but didn’t you used to be Roger McGough?”
I’m embarrassed when I get people’s names wrong.
That it will go on quite happily without me.
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