I wanted to play for Tottenham.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 April 2026 source ↗
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As a child, what career or life did you imagine for yourself?Originally asked
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I wanted to play for Tottenham.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 April 2026 source ↗
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When I was very little, I thought it might be possible to be an angel.
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A comedian or rapper. You can tell by the way I’m dressed that I’m a frustrated rapper.
As a nice guy, but I’m not sure that is going to happen.
I worked on a trawler and I was seasick the whole time.
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