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The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 2 April 2016 source ↗
Well, when in 1994 he was elected and I was given the privilege of introducing him to South Africa as our new president and to the world, I sort of whispered to God and said, “God, I don’t really mind now. I mean, if I die now, it would be almost the perfect moment.
When I was less well informed.
Lost in a piece of music.
Anywhere, during the 2 to 24 hours after a successful joke.
An eighth day in the week – just for me, no one else.
When I was little, this boy would bully my friend and me all the time. One day, on our way home, we held him, put him to the ground and pushed his face full on into this big dog poo, and I’d like to say sorry.
Three days ago, when my makeup artist poked me in the eye.
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