John Waters
American filmmaker
Nothing, I can sleep everywhere but an aeroplane.
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Nothing, I can sleep everywhere but an aeroplane.
My solution has been to scroll through my life, my thoughts, my fantasies, my memories, mis-memories, and the like until I have chanced upon events, people, or narratives that I can employ to divert my mind from the body in which it is encased. These mental exercises have to be interesting enough to hold my attention and see me through an intolerable itch in my inner ear or lower back; but they also have to be boring and predictable enough to serve as a reliable prelude and encouragement to sleep. It took me some time to identify this process as a workable alternative to insomnia and physical discomfort and it is by no means infallible. But I am occasionally astonished, when I reflect upon the matter, at how readily I seem to get through, night after night, week after week, month after month, what was once an almost insufferable nocturnal ordeal. I wake up in exactly the position, frame of mind, and state of suspended despair with which I went to bed—which in the circumstances might be thought a considerable achievement.
My own snoring.
When there is someone attractive in my bed.
Anger at people's agenda to control others.
Worrying about insomnia.
Watching tennis.
The third or fourth glass of wine.
The X Factor (wondering about song choices) and watching TV. I’m a night person, and don’t go to sleep until 3am or 4am.
Fear of falling apart.
Everything. I’ve one of those brains that doesn’t quieten down.
The next morning. It rarely turns out as bad as I think it’s going to be.
Things that I didn’t do during the day.
Bloody radiator keeps banging. I think it needs air releasing but I don’t have a bleeding key.
A good film, a good book, a good script, a long phone call.
When I feel that I am unprepared. Before a show I always have nightmares that I go out on stage naked.
Not being at peace with myself, in spite of an ongoing lifetime effort to try to calm down and accept that, no matter what, I did the best I could.
Worrying about my daughter, worrying about money.
Rats scurrying in the roof. I won the last war but it’s only a matter of time.
Inconsequential things like whether my basketball team, the Portland Trail Blazers, can get it together for the play-offs.