Scraping plates in a fish and chip cafe in Whitby.
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Scraping plates in a fish and chip cafe in Whitby.
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Hop-picking in Kent when I was 13. The smell was dreadful, and put me off beer for life.
When I first got excluded from school at 15, my dad gave me experience as a roofer. That’s when I came to realise I’m scared of heights.
Serving bar snacks in a pub in my teens. Once I spilled an entire family’s Sunday lunch into the dad’s lap.
When I was a teenager, I worked in a vegetable shop on Saturdays, and the guy had a rotation of 10 pretty teenagers working for him and was really sleazy. I only went twice because the second time he made me go up to his flat above the shop and clean his toilet, and he was watching me.
I was in a car crash when I was 16, and I have a little scar on my face from smashing the passenger window with my head. If the car had rolled, I would have been dead.
Being a decent person.
Kind, fun and that I cared.
I’d change my mindset and not be so hard on myself, and impart the knowledge that other people’s intentions aren’t always as well-meaning as my own.
On my wedding day in Oxfordshire, six years ago.
An actor – that’s all I’ve ever wanted to do. I went to stage school when I was 13.
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