it was my first job.
What is the worst job you have done?
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The worst was as a butcher, aged 17.
Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
A movie called The Return that was about cows from outer space.
I worked in a unisex clothes store for three days. Girls would say, 'Do I look fat in this?' I'd say, 'Yes.' I was fired.
Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.
Washing dishes when I was a student.
Cleaning toilets in a motorway service station.
Selling fire alarms at 18 or 19.
Selling low-grade cookery books in west London office buildings.
Scooping ice cream is tougher than it looks. … Rows and rows of rock-hard ice cream can be brutal on the wrists. … I was less interested in what the job meant for my future and more concerned about what it meant for my jump shot.
When I was 19, I washed up in the basement of a Paris restaurant that stank of rotted food. I did it for six months, until I was promoted to vegetable boy.
Maybe That’s Your Problem, a musical about premature ejaculation. It closed after only 18 performances.
Working in a betting office on Grand National day. I was 17 and my hair was scrunched like Mick Hucknall’s.
Working in a chip shop when I was 16. I gave my friends massive portions, but the smell was gross.
Telesales. I refused to wear a tie, but my argument that “They can’t see what we’re wearing” didn’t wash with the manager and I lasted a week.
Unpacking scenery from a pantechnicon for the Carl Rosa Opera Company.
Either shredding duck in a Chinese restaurant, or Oblivion.
Selling double glazing.
Reading the news. It’s a dull job.
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