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Reading the news. It’s a dull job.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 3 December 2016 source ↗
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Julien Macdonald
Welsh fashion designer
Working in a betting office on Grand National day. I was 17 and my hair was scrunched like Mick Hucknall’s.
Maya Jama
British television and radio presenter
I did work in retail while I was getting into presenting and the hours were long and you were always on your feet. It was good vibes, though.
Tess Daly
English television presenter
Serving bar snacks in a pub in my teens. Once I spilled an entire family’s Sunday lunch into the dad’s lap.
David Gandy
British model
I worked for a company that stripped an office, including the furniture, over one weekend – so I worked for 48 hours straight.
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View profile →Recently, when I got out of hospital and into my own bed with my wife and 10-year-old son; we watched some crap television and life had never seemed better.
Comfort, warmth and security.
The problem with my job is that you meet people you admire and then you don’t admire them so much. The only one I carried on admiring was Nelson Mandela.
I’d like to say sorry to my mother. I had to choose between my parents, and I chose my father because he didn’t have any other kids. (My mother was a war widow and had two children from her first marriage.) I thought, in a childish way, that one had to be fair. It was very difficult for my mother and me, and we never really got over it.
I would have behaved better to my first wife, and the girl I lived with afterwards. I was always away.
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