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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
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The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 5 March 2022 source ↗
When I was 15, I conned my way into an office job at a company that represented makers of breast implants. The manager had a wart on the end of her tongue that she’d push against her teeth, making a very specific sound.
Handing out leaflets for a dry cleaner’s, because no one wanted them and, if people did take them, they just threw them on the floor.
Digging holes in Manchester in January.
Standing outside a pub in Acton on a freezing February day in a threadbare overcoat doing market research.
An ornate carved pool table. With travelling, I’ve not had a game on it in two years.
Jack Whitehall, Romesh Ranganathan, David Jason, Liev Schreiber, Rory Kinnear, Karamo Brown
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