I was a guard on the Orient Express – however, only when it was stationed at a railway siding in Vauxhall.
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I was a guard on the Orient Express – however, only when it was stationed at a railway siding in Vauxhall.
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I did a terrible job of fixing the downstairs loo once.
Serving tea in an insurance office to people who seemed to despise me at the age of 16 was pretty unpleasant.
I don’t think I’ve ever done a job that I hate. I worked as a temp briefly when I was out of work and it was fun.
Potato-picking in my home town, Ballarat.
Looking back is not productive.
John McCarthy, the journalist who was held captive for five years in Beirut. I’ve met him and he was so full of peace, humility and forgiveness – it was inspiring.
The notion that anything is possible.
“Do you know what your problem is?” It was a dear friend of mine. They were referring to the fact that I’m impatient.
I’m slightly impatient.
I last shed a tear when my nephew, who is under 10, announced that he was learning the trombone. When I was about the same age and wanted to learn the trumpet, a music teacher said: “The trumpet isn’t for you. You’ve got too-thick lips.”
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