I was a guard on the Orient Express – however, only when it was stationed at a railway siding in Vauxhall.
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I was a guard on the Orient Express – however, only when it was stationed at a railway siding in Vauxhall.
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Working in a call centre in Cardiff for British Gas. I was 21 and, I am ashamed to say, one Monday morning I ran away. I said I was going to the loo and never went back.
Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
I cleaned the toilets at the local pub every Saturday morning.
I worked at KFC, as a vegetarian, doing Friday and Saturday nights.
A Porsche 911 Turbo.
Looking back is not productive.
Ignorance and rudeness. Decency and a please and thank you cost nothing.
“Do you know what your problem is?” It was a dear friend of mine. They were referring to the fact that I’m impatient.
I’m slightly impatient.
The notion that anything is possible.
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