I cleaned the toilets at the local pub every Saturday morning.
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I cleaned the toilets at the local pub every Saturday morning.
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The failed attempt at a home perm on myself in the 80s. I wanted to look like Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.
At King’s College hospital when I was 16; the job was putting hundreds of pieces of A4 paper into A4 transparent envelopes. I lasted one day.
Selling newspapers outside the grocery store for two years.
Having to clean out my daughter’s digs at university. The memory of the state of that toilet still lives with me.
Thinking that singing makes me fit.
Unfriendliness.
I loved my 1 minute 40 seconds singing at the coronation of King Charles. I was the most nervous I’ve been.
I’ve been a strong advocate that all my five children should be great swimmers, so you can deduce what my fear is.
“You’re a wonderful musician but a terrible friend.” It was Daniel Barenboim, the famous conductor, because I didn’t have time in the calendar to work with him.
That moment in Bilbao in 2020, when I tried to cross the street and did a pirouette and suffered a dreadful break in my right leg, which means now I have 10 screws and a band in it.
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