Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
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Shooting hosiery on top of an iceberg and getting my backside stuck to it.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2008 source ↗
Working in a betting office on Grand National day. I was 17 and my hair was scrunched like Mick Hucknall’s.
When I was 15, I conned my way into an office job at a company that represented makers of breast implants. The manager had a wart on the end of her tongue that she’d push against her teeth, making a very specific sound.
A really bad film for no money: the director had no idea what he was doing and I was wondering: why am I here?
I shucked oysters for a day without the proper knife or gloves. I had to go to hospital as I’d ripped my hands up. I can’t recommend it as a career option.
When I broke my toe.
Annie Lennox - she's a private woman with integrity.
As a little bit naughty and a lot nice.
I'm too diplomatic. I tend to edit my mind before I speak - it can be incredibly draining.
Learning to surf - a 6ft frame is a real hindrance for the sport.
Not becoming a ballerina.
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