Nothing, I can sleep everywhere but an aeroplane.
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John Waters
American filmmaker
United States · b. 1946
Arts and letters
About
John Waters, 62, grew up in Baltimore. He began making silent 8mm and 16mm films in the mid-60s, before making the notorious Pink Flamingos in 1972. He made many low-budget shockers until his commercial breakthrough with Hairspray in 1988; it was later adapted for the stage, and remade as a major Hollywood movie. He will perform his one-man show, This Filthy World, at Hammersmith Apollo, London, on Thursday.
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Just thinking about unsafe sex.
Don't Play Me Cheap, sung by Tina Turner when she was still with Ike.
That I live a life with no contact with arseholes.
Losing my mind and not knowing it.
It's bad taste to brag about money.
An unreadable wig.
To my teachers in high school - that I didn't punch them in the mouth for discouraging all my interests.
As a funny guy who surprised you once in a while.
A 'no' is free.
Judgmental without investigation.
A wonderful, terribly exciting disease.
Johnny Mathis - he is so perfect.
I worked in a unisex clothes store for three days. Girls would say, 'Do I look fat in this?' I'd say, 'Yes.' I was fired.
'Do you have a hobby?' It was a journalist. I went into a tirade: 'How dare you presume I'm a dabbler!'
Chasing after fire engines as a child with my dad and watching neighbours' houses burn to the ground.
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