Lots of times, mostly all connected to Gordon and my children.
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Camping in the bushveld with my man.
Last Sunday when all the family came round to celebrate my 88th birthday. (Or was it Saturday. Or the week before, perhaps?)
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As a funny guy who surprised you once in a while.
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