I’m always happy. Ask Simon Cowell: he says if I had a tail, I’d wag it.
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 3 March 2018 source ↗
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View all 579 →Recently, when I got out of hospital and into my own bed with my wife and 10-year-old son; we watched some crap television and life had never seemed better.
When the war was over—whichever war that was.
When my children arrived.
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View profile →I’ve had a surprising number of near-death experiences: I was nearly blown up by a landmine in Sudan; I was stranded on the Zambezi river at night; I was bucked off a rodeo horse in Arizona and had to be airlifted to hospital; and, worst of all, I once ate a Pot Noodle.
I wouldn’t bother learning how to use logarithms, and I might give netball a miss.
Like driving a Ford Mustang with the top down across the Golden Gate Bridge while the sun is setting and you have a dinner reservation in Sausalito.
Bloody radiator keeps banging. I think it needs air releasing but I don’t have a bleeding key.
My five-litre Ford Mustang.
Any fashion designer whose clothes on me must have made them weep.
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