My kids, for the jokes. Some of them are pretty bad.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 24 February 2018 source ↗
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My kids, for the jokes. Some of them are pretty bad.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 24 February 2018 source ↗
Anybody who met me before I was 30, because I was a drug addict, and all my relationships were experienced through that prism.
To all my teachers – I’m sorry I thought class was a paying audience.
To a resistant materials teacher at secondary school called Mr Noel. He had a comb-over and whenever he turned his back to write on the blackboard, we would roll up bits of paper and launch them at his head. Once, I hit him. I remember him turning around and looking crestfallen.
To Sophie, for not being a better parent.
Leeds United signing a decent striker.
A Yorkshire cricketer, but I wasn’t good enough.
Steven Spielberg. I can’t think of many people who have improved the human experience as much as that one man.
I am pretty happy right now. I have just got back from a dog walk. I have loads of nice work coming out. I am feeling pretty chipper.
On New Year’s day I was so hungover my hair actually hurt. I lay on the sofa with my daughter and we watched The Muppets for two hours and I cried with laughter.
Diamonds for my wife.
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