I’d have reported the tutor who asked me to read an essay to him sitting on the toilet as he lay soaping himself in the bath.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 September 2025 source ↗
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I’d have reported the tutor who asked me to read an essay to him sitting on the toilet as he lay soaping himself in the bath.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 September 2025 source ↗
The 12 years I spent in receivership. That was me being a dick. I lost the court case when I wanted to sack my management and had to pay them £120,000. I said, “I am not paying you, because I should have won.”
How little confidence I had in my late teens and early 20s.
I wouldn’t take back the drugs, but there are a few boyfriends that I’d edit out of my life.
I would have tried that anti-stretch mark cream during pregnancy.
Brave, naughty, diligent.
The Doctor in Doctor Who. I still do.
Zelenskyy for holding out against Putin.
Losing the 1992 general election.
Totalitarianism in Europe.
A dog, though my husband would prefer a cat.
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