I’d have reported the tutor who asked me to read an essay to him sitting on the toilet as he lay soaping himself in the bath.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 September 2025 source ↗
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If you could revise one chapter of your past, what would you change?Originally asked
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I’d have reported the tutor who asked me to read an essay to him sitting on the toilet as he lay soaping himself in the bath.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 13 September 2025 source ↗
I’m not thrilled with my lack of commitment to feminism in my 20s.
To be born independently wealthy.
A few haircuts.
I’d have gone solo sooner.
An earthquake in Peru forced me and a young man into the street, where he had to introduce me to his family at three in the morning.
The melanoma has returned in your lung.
Brave, naughty, diligent.
Losing the 1992 general election.
Totalitarianism in Europe.
The Doctor in Doctor Who. I still do.
Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Sadiq Khan, Zack Polanski, Philip Gould, Rosa Parks, Jeremy Vine
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