Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
A fixed Guardian Q&A prompt asked directly across respondents and years.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 2 February 2019 source ↗
I would like to say sorry to my ex-girlfriend. I was with her for 10 years. I wish I’d treated her with more respect and been kinder at the end.
My parents: I’m sorry I didn’t spend more time with them.
My parents, for my new show.
To a resistant materials teacher at secondary school called Mr Noel. He had a comb-over and whenever he turned his back to write on the blackboard, we would roll up bits of paper and launch them at his head. Once, I hit him. I remember him turning around and looking crestfallen.
Anything from the concept of human mortality to a faux pas I made at a party in 2005.
Worryingly close to absolute panic.
Something in comedy. It was either this or Jimi Hendrix.
I have a Stratocaster, which is part of my long, doomed ambition to become Jimi Hendrix.
As the man who never died.
In the last couple of years, Britain.
Marina Abramović, Munroe Bergdorf, George Takei, Harry Redknapp, Peter Sarsgaard, Emma Bunton
Search the directory for somebody in particular.