A spy, a witch and a nun.
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View all 195 →I wanted to be a footballer and then a squash player – I was in with a chance because I was very good. But I fell out of love with that by 14 or 15 and joined a youth theatre.
Most days, I wanted to be Albrecht in the classical ballet Giselle, dancing until I dropped dead.
A private detective.
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The failed attempt at a home perm on myself in the 80s. I wanted to look like Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.
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All the NHS workers, care home staff and teachers who are the real superheroes of 2020.
Being mum to my awesome children, Woody and Nelly. They make my day, every day. I do joke with them that I’m happy to pay for the therapy they’ll inevitably need in later years due to my terrible parenting.
My son playing drum’n’bass.
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