English comedian, actor, presenter and writer
I was hellbent on being a Thunderbird. I was devastated when my parents finally told me it was a fictional organisation. Ruined my 18th.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 April 2023 source ↗
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English comedian, actor, presenter and writer
I was hellbent on being a Thunderbird. I was devastated when my parents finally told me it was a fictional organisation. Ruined my 18th.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 April 2023 source ↗
I didn’t want to be anything because I don’t look ahead. Even as a kid I thought it was pointless.
When I was a child, it was a bus driver or engine driver; then, when I was a teenager, I went to the theatre and wanted to be an actor.
An actor. Then I grew out of that and became one by default. Or sort of one: “Not really an actor”, said Michael Billington.
An air steward, because I loved airports. I wrote a letter to British Airways when I was seven and I’ve got the reply in the loft, which says, “You’re a bit young at seven but do stay in touch.” I was that kind of kid who was eager to start the ball rolling.
“You look like a fat Jack Whitehall.”
All of my hairstyles from the age of 16 to 25.
Tricking my dad into doing naked yoga.
I’m rabidly indiscreet. If you tell me an embarrassing story, it will probably end up in one of my scripts or standup routines.
It’s also one of the best jobs I’ve done, but two hours in, when everyone’s pissed and ignoring you, hosting the Brit awards can be a tough gig.
I was bumped as a guest on The Justin Lee Collins show for Bianca from EastEnders.
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