On a beach, watching my girls do cartwheels, with a Goombay Smash with a floater on top.
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Asked in 52 of the 131 consecutive instalments of The Guardian's The Q&A harvested on 2026-08-29.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The moment I realised I knew how to read. I was five.
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