I have quite a collection of ironic band T shirts.
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I have quite a collection of ironic band T shirts.
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A 1955 Jaguar XK120. It was not in very good condition and, little by little, I brought it back to its former splendour.
A bed from Savoir Beds. People spend loads of money on cars, but spend more of their lives sleeping than driving. The maths is wrong, if you ask me.
A Vivienne Westwood & Burberry two-piece suit I bought for a press night. At the time I was: “Yeah, of course I’m going to be a 30-inch waist for the rest of my life.” Now the trousers don’t fit.
A very expensive watch. I can’t tell you what it is – I’ll get robbed.
Either shredding duck in a Chinese restaurant, or Oblivion.
Being friends with all of the people I grew up with.
It used to be myself, but I am over that now.
Just an instinct, but I think reading more Mark Twain.
Helen Edmundson, because I wasn’t able to be a better friend at school.
Right now, terrifying.
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