Picking tiny bits of glass out of long grass for Haringey council, 45 years ago.
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Picking tiny bits of glass out of long grass for Haringey council, 45 years ago.
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I was a waitress at a holiday camp. On a Wednesday afternoon all the guys used to pee into the rice pudding and we had to serve it to the customers.
I’ve enjoyed every single job, including working at my dad’s chicken shop selling potato gems (fried potato circles) to the surfer dudes.
Selling low-grade cookery books in west London office buildings.
Standing outside a pub in Acton on a freezing February day in a threadbare overcoat doing market research.
I was very proud of doing Falstaff, because it seemed to go well.
Just remembered, really.
Reading aloud the last two pages of a book about Montaigne by Sarah Bakewell. It was about his relationship with his cat, and a letter to a friend whose dog had died. It’s about letting the unexpected happen to you, and how that can really be what life is about.
The third or fourth glass of wine.
When I was a child, it was a bus driver or engine driver; then, when I was a teenager, I went to the theatre and wanted to be an actor.
Not being active in my own desires.
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