Pigeons. One got stuck in my flat once for quite a long time and it really changed how I feel about them.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 May 2026 source ↗
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What do you fear most?Originally asked
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Pigeons. One got stuck in my flat once for quite a long time and it really changed how I feel about them.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 May 2026 source ↗
Never working again.
My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
Losing my memory. My mom had Alzheimer’s disease, and I never ever want to have that decline.
Being unprepared.
I think we’re definitely gone, but I do think people leave traces everywhere from what they did in life, and live on and continue to make an impact through the ripple effect of that.
I’d be happier being myself younger.
People singing in the street.
Everything’s temporary, and how to make aioli.
In the back of my mind I just assumed I’d be in a boyband at some point.
I’m not interested.
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