Pigeons. One got stuck in my flat once for quite a long time and it really changed how I feel about them.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 May 2026 source ↗
The question
What do you fear most?Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
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Pigeons. One got stuck in my flat once for quite a long time and it really changed how I feel about them.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 30 May 2026 source ↗
Naming my greatest fear, because then I’ll have to admit it, won’t I?
Losing my family in some way.
My wife dying. I wouldn’t know how to go on.
I fear the arrogance we are all at risk of, the pride that pushes us to put “I” in place of “God”. More prosaically, I fear physical pain because it risks stripping us of our dignity.
Accidentally walking on to set naked for a scene where I wasn’t actually supposed to be naked.
I think we’re definitely gone, but I do think people leave traces everywhere from what they did in life, and live on and continue to make an impact through the ripple effect of that.
Catastrophising.
Everything’s temporary, and how to make aioli.
Like nothing’s a problem.
In the back of my mind I just assumed I’d be in a boyband at some point.
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