My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 June 2024 source ↗
The question
What do you fear most?Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
My own books being discounted. Oh, and sharks. The reason we Aussies swim so fast is because something much bigger is always trying to eat us.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 22 June 2024 source ↗
My children dying before me.
Not being liked.
A Reform government.
When I was little, a couple of rapes took place in Glasgow. I remember my mum saying to walk in the middle of the pavement, and to this day I am very conscious of where I am.
Bedpan emptier in a hospital.
When the book of my enemy was discounted.
Falling in love is like going to the doctor and being told that you need to put on weight. You feel elated.
Bumping into my male boss at a nudist beach.
I can’t cook. I use my smoke alarm as a timer.
Not winning any literary prizes.
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