I would deplore feeling deplorable about myself.
Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
The Guardian's The Q&A has retained this Proust-derived prompt from at least 2007 through 2026, and ABC independently put it to the Obamas in 2011.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 26 April 2025 source ↗
Others on this question
View all 252 →My inability to say no.
My cold indifference towards discarded friends.
I can’t deal with any level of stress.
More from Milton Jones
View profile →Ambulances – I live near a hospital.
When I hired two private detectives and got them to follow each other.
Healthier food from motorway service stations – I am always going through them late at night and it’s all rubbish.
A book of passwords for all the electrical stuff in the house.
Having conversations with young people who you remember being born.
Quiet, sharp, clumsy.
More on identity & self
Also answered this
Lucy Beaumont, Graham Norton, Midge Ure, Naga Munchetty, Garrison Keillor, Johannes Radebe
Search the directory for somebody in particular.
Explore further
- All identity & self questions
- The The Q&A questionnaire — 25 questions from the same format
- Explore the archive — by field, age, era, and subject