I did a terrible job of fixing the downstairs loo once.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 2 January 2021 source ↗
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I did a terrible job of fixing the downstairs loo once.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 2 January 2021 source ↗
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I cleaned for a very posh lady in Knightsbridge who made me handwash her knickers. I’d advertised myself in The Lady as a dog walker, so I’m not sure how I ended up there.
Cleaning men’s toilets in the Swan hotel in the Cotswolds.
Scrabbling about under dusty floorboards as an electrician in my early 20s.
Every offended interviewee who thought I was asking hard questions for some personal reason. It’s never personal.
As devastatingly talented, gorgeous and wise, but I’m not betting on it.
A chihuahua giving you a cuddle.
I’ve dodged a couple of bullets in dodgy war zones, but I suspect the closest I’ve come to death was a reckless, drunken brush with a waltzer at a student funfair. It nearly chopped me in half.
My daughter talking to her friends even though I thought I’d disabled her devices.
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