British writer, director, and television presenter
A drunk woman who threw epic dinner parties.
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British writer, director, and television presenter
A drunk woman who threw epic dinner parties.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 15 August 2026 source ↗
I was hellbent on being a Thunderbird. I was devastated when my parents finally told me it was a fictional organisation. Ruined my 18th.
An adult, as quickly as possible. I wasn’t built for the psychological warfare of the playground.
I wanted my own ice-cream van and to be a lollipop lady.
I wanted to be in the WWF – the wrestling one, not the wildlife one.
Not winning Celebrity MasterChef. I am still gutted, despite many months of pretending to be fine with it.
My Auntie Jane. She took me in, aged 10, and, after my mother died, healed my broken heart by filling our dining room with food and people. Still cooking at the grand old age of 89. My icon.
Perimenopausal anxiety, the terrible feeling of impending doom, something awful happening to my children, writing deadlines. Apart from that, I’m quite chilled.
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