At King’s College hospital when I was 16; the job was putting hundreds of pieces of A4 paper into A4 transparent envelopes. I lasted one day.
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At King’s College hospital when I was 16; the job was putting hundreds of pieces of A4 paper into A4 transparent envelopes. I lasted one day.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 19 October 2024 source ↗
Selling newspapers outside the grocery store for two years.
I was a secret shopper and had to do a lot of bookies – Coral and William Hill – all around London. For 18-year-old me looking all fab it was quite scary going in and saying: “Hiya, can I put £4 on No 7 horse, please?” But you got to keep the money when you won.
Scraping plates in a fish and chip cafe in Whitby.
Scooping ice cream is tougher than it looks. … Rows and rows of rock-hard ice cream can be brutal on the wrists. … I was less interested in what the job meant for my future and more concerned about what it meant for my jump shot.
“You’ll never do well as an actor unless you change your name.” I’m not going to say who.
As vital as breathing.
The different areas of global catastrophe.
Being torn to shreds by a very elderly woman for driving badly on the Isle of Man, maybe 15 years ago. She stopped in the middle of the road and really let me have it.
It’s actually people knowing how fearful I am.
To do the very best you can and then let it go.
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