What would you want written on your gravestone?

I'd have a quote from the French philosopher, Pascal. I know it in French so here's a loose translation of it in English: "When he gets arrogant you bring him down. When he gets down on himself you bring him up and you always contradict him until he understands that he is himself an incomprehensible monster." That isn't monster in the sense of the monsters in the 'Thriller' video though, it's a quote about the power of rhetoric and the ever-changing nature of man.

On a more cerebral level I'd like something like: 'Know thyself nothing in excess' – as hopefully I will have achieved that by then. And then on a more cheesy level, the lyrics to 'My Way'. I'd have two, just because I like packaging and always have to do different formats: a double grave stone, designed by Nathan Coley.

'Abracadabra' – I just like it! Spike Milligan's was the best; 'I told you I was ill!'

'Not the cupcakes!'

I can order sandwiches In over forty languages They sent us out in thunderstorms And sent me home in bandages

'Brody Dalle-Homme: ASS KICKER.'

"This counts as partying."

Road ends here.