Slightly longer arms.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 October 2016 source ↗
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Slightly longer arms.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 29 October 2016 source ↗
A really careful lobotomy, to switch off bits of my brain.
A partner – finding her and enjoying the rest of our lives together. Hopefully it will happen one day.
Anonymity. I am not being ungrateful, and I love meeting people, but being six foot four, with big teeth and a beard – there’s no hiding.
The ability to walk in high heels.
A bilious green suit springs to mind.
Telesales. I refused to wear a tie, but my argument that “They can’t see what we’re wearing” didn’t wash with the manager and I lasted a week.
Not being chosen as the next Bond.
Aung San Suu Kyi, for her resilience and determination.
Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads. When I first heard it at 15, it was different to all the punk I was listening to. When I was starting out in my career, it was all about: ‘How is this possible? How am I doing this?’ Now it’s: ‘Is this my life? How did I get here?’ The lyrics are all about returning full to nature. That’s how I imagine death to be. So that’s what I want at my funeral. And they’ll play Combine Harvester by the Wurzels as people are leaving the church.
My parents, for not pursuing an academic career.
Mandy Patinkin, Michael Kiwanuka, Simon Le Bon, Julian Lennon, Chaka Khan, Engelbert Humperdinck
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