I pulled a chair away from a girl who was just about to sit down on our second day of primary school. She farted when she hit the floor and everyone laughed.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 April 2020 source ↗
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I pulled a chair away from a girl who was just about to sit down on our second day of primary school. She farted when she hit the floor and everyone laughed.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 April 2020 source ↗
When I was in my 20s, I had an uncle who took his own life. I would like a second chance to say: “Hang in there.” My parents were living abroad, and me and my sister were just too young to notice the flags.
I did a crap impersonation of JK Rowling a few years ago. Sorry, JK. Can this apology put me on a casting list for your next mega-franchise?
To my wife Saadiya, for interrupting too many evenings, weekends and family holidays with work.
To anyone I’ve unintentionally hurt or upset.
David Attenborough. Not only has he taught us so much, but he’s also brought so much happiness to so many people.
One of the Ghostbusters.
Realising I was never going to achieve the grades to become a vet.
Closing down social media or having more dogs.
Yesterday: my daughter accidentally hit me in the balls.
I worked for a company that stripped an office, including the furniture, over one weekend – so I worked for 48 hours straight.
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