I’ve shat myself in public three times. It’s never quite as bad as you fear.
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View all 122 →I was in Oliver! when I was 10 and I peed myself on stage in front of however many people the Palladium holds. It was the stuff of nightmares.
When my trousers nearly fell down at Buckingham Palace. I was there to collect my OBE, and the suspenders for the beautiful Alexander McQueen suit I’d had made for the occasion went missing. Naomi Campbell was with me and we had a good laugh about it.
When I was losing my sight, I couldn’t see where I was going, and I went into an undertaker’s thinking it was a barber’s. I asked the undertaker whether he had many waiting.
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Obsequiousness.
Driven, sensitive and playful.
Being accepted for who you are but also being encouraged to continue to grow.
On Monday in therapy.
My brother Joe, he’s nine years older than me.
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