Living in a campervan for a week with Timmy Mallett for a children’s TV show about 40 years ago.
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Living in a campervan for a week with Timmy Mallett for a children’s TV show about 40 years ago.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 21 March 2026 source ↗
I waited tables for one night at the turn of the century. They were being fussy about how I put the food on the plates, and I couldn’t have cared less.
I’ve been lucky. When I was a kid, I babysat and was a lifeguard, which I didn’t hate; and then I was a teacher, which I liked.
I was a floor model briefly at Bloomingdale’s in New York in 1979. I hated it. When no one was watching, I would lock myself in the toilet and read.
Bedpan emptier in a hospital.
Like I would die for them in a nanosecond.
I genuinely can’t remember crying.
I was happiest in every aspect of my life in the 1990s, when I was married to Paddy [King, a management consultant] and we had the two children and my mum lived with us, and Countdown was the biggest show on Channel 4.
Independent, curious and funny.
There are one or two relationships where I’d see the red flags much earlier.
I still say yes to too many things.
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