I read too much science fiction to mess with anything. I’d be terrified that, by changing something, my kids wouldn’t be mine.
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I read too much science fiction to mess with anything. I’d be terrified that, by changing something, my kids wouldn’t be mine.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 April 2017 source ↗
I would instil confidence in my younger self.
I would have had more time with my dad before he passed away.
Some of the neuroses of my 20s. I knew I had a great talent, but I thought it was unmarketable because I felt ugly.
I made too much money in my 30s, and it distorted my writing and made me less hungry. Then, in my 40s, I spent all the money on daily life – and now I don’t have it.
That I never found a way to stay in a relationship long term. I always feel trapped.
When I started out, people thought I was going to be a flash in the pan, but I’m still working.
A cafeteria in Glasgow where the manager was horrible. I walked out and got a great job in a betting shop.
When my kids were young enough for me to carry them both, one on each hip. I miss walking in the door and them flinging themselves at me.
I decided I wanted a red convertible Jaguar, because I thought I would look the bee’s knees in it. The first time I drove it with the top down, it scared the shit out of me. After that, I only bought “mom” cars.
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