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Cleaning toilets at McDonald’s when I was 16.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 July 2018 source ↗
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Sofia Helin
Swedish actress
Acting, when you don’t want to do it or you disagree with everything, is almost like having sex with someone you don’t like. I had one experience like that on stage, in a terrible version of The Cherry Orchard. I put on a wig, dark-coloured contacts and just hoped no one would recognise me.
Charlotte Church
Welsh singer-songwriter and actress
It was a double-edged sword, but being a major-label artist, I felt like a commodity, a thing to be sold.
Jack Whitehall
English comedian, actor, presenter and writer
It’s also one of the best jobs I’ve done, but two hours in, when everyone’s pissed and ignoring you, hosting the Brit awards can be a tough gig.
Angela Hartnett
English chef
Washing up in the Ford factory canteen in Dagenham.
More from Sara Pascoe
View profile →Ten years ago, I went to visit my dad in Australia. I walked to the edge of a cliff and looked over and tripped. I righted myself but my head was over the edge. No one saw it.
To be looked at.
I would be a bit nicer to myself.
I didn’t learn to be intimate with people until I was in my 20s, so I was a very bad friend in my teens. There was a girl I was best friends with at college; I always used to kiss the boys she liked. I’d like to apologise to her.
My A-level results - I got two Cs and an A. I had applied to do philosophy at Cambridge, and thought my life was over.
Nothing – I don’t like music. I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.
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