Chaotic, daft and loving.
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Impatient, funny, worrier.
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Quiet, sharp, clumsy.
Funny, impatient, annoying.
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I cry a lot at films; my mother and I were champion criers at Meet Me in St Louis.
A driver or a helicopter.
Complaining about the weather, because there’s nothing you can do about it. There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.
I don’t think I’ve ever done a job that I hate. I worked as a temp briefly when I was out of work and it was fun.
Not to be able to do the things that you take for granted, like running up the tube steps or going somewhere under your own steam.
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