Our dog, Snowy. He’s a miniature poodle, and he’s needy and really irritating as a result.

My soon-to-be ex-wife, Amanda. I wish I’d been able to do whatever would have been necessary all the way back to keep us as a unit. Probably the worst thing I did was not tell her how miserable I was, certain that I could turn this around somehow.

My parents, for my new show.

To all my teachers – I’m sorry I thought class was a paying audience.

Fame. The upside is not worth the downside – you can’t turn fame on and off, and have privacy.

In the 1990s in New Jersey, being driven to a radio station early one morning. Our driver fell asleep and we were on the other side of a dual carriageway with cars coming at us. We all screamed and banged on the seat, and he woke up and pulled the car back across.

I think I’d just like to be chilling out really, so it’s like real summer family holidays where the most important things to decide are what are you going to have for breakfast, what are you going to have for lunch, what beach are you going to, and what are you going to have for dinner.

I haven’t really had a job. I used to work at my dad’s garden centre in my late teens, but it was just messing around.

I’d like to go all melodramatic and have Vide cor Meum by Patrick Cassidy from Kingdom Of Heaven. It’s also in another Ridley Scott movie, Hannibal. It’s an operatic piece and absolutely amazing. Obviously Ridley Scott thinks so, too..

When I was about 14 and got my first drum kit, I wanted to be a drummer in a band like the Police.