I had to clean up the sump pump [toilet system] in my house because my sister and I flushed things we shouldn’t have.
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I had to clean up the sump pump [toilet system] in my house because my sister and I flushed things we shouldn’t have.
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I was a door-to-door carpet-cleaning salesman. I thought my life was going to end, so I binned that after a day.
Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.
At King’s College hospital when I was 16; the job was putting hundreds of pieces of A4 paper into A4 transparent envelopes. I lasted one day.
I was a ticket taker at the Universal Amphitheatre, an outdoor music venue. I saw everybody – Joni Mitchell, Linda Ronstadt, Neil Young, the Eagles, Elton. But, after that, we had to clean the women’s restrooms and that was horrible. There was a lot of drinking, a lot of vomiting, a lot of very messy bathrooms.
A Human Touch massage chair in every house.
My very long to-do list.
At each of my sons’ weddings.
I would do more weightlifting than aerobics. Strong is better than skinny.
When I got hit by a car in my home town.
Pure happiness.
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