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What is the worst job you have ever had?

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The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A

The Guardian's long-running Q&A repeatedly asks this standing question, with minor tense variation.

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du Beke English dancer and TV presenter
I was a door-to-door carpet-cleaning salesman. I thought my life was going to end, so I binned that after a day.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 7 December 2019 source ↗
Joseph Fiennes English actor
Several: cutting the local vicar's lawn, shovelling shit from a stable, waiting tables, picking up and washing actors' smelly pants and socks.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 18 October 2008 source ↗
Chiwetel Ejiofor English actor
At King’s College hospital when I was 16; the job was putting hundreds of pieces of A4 paper into A4 transparent envelopes. I lasted one day.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 19 October 2024 source ↗
Rita Wilson American actress, singer, and producer
I was a ticket taker at the Universal Amphitheatre, an outdoor music venue. I saw everybody – Joni Mitchell, Linda Ronstadt, Neil Young, the Eagles, Elton. But, after that, we had to clean the women’s restrooms and that was horrible. There was a lot of drinking, a lot of vomiting, a lot of very messy bathrooms.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 April 2023 source ↗

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