The back end of a horse in panto in Newcastle in 1979.
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The back end of a horse in panto in Newcastle in 1979.
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The failed attempt at a home perm on myself in the 80s. I wanted to look like Kelly McGillis in Top Gun.
When I was doing A-levels, I worked in a factory that made homework diaries, which was fine until they banned talking and the radio.
A kitchen porter at some big telecom office in Wimbledon. I was also a kitchen porter at L’Escargot and, while I was there, a model for Gilbert and George. It was a quick £15 and they were terribly nice.
When I started as a researcher in the BBC, I was working for an editor who was a self-confessed misogynist. He used to practise shooting by aiming his air gun at an aerosol can balanced just over my head. I made it a matter of pride not to flinch as the pellets whizzed by.
Lack of confidence.
That I’m still here.
Premature demise.
That I wasn’t quite as arrogant when I got successful.
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