I wanted to play for Arsenal. When I have a kick-around with my boy, I still feel as if someone’s going to spot me.
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A drunk woman who threw epic dinner parties.
I was born in Osaka, Japan. It was 45 years ago. My father has a small factory in Osaka, and we lived next to his factory
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Yesterday, because grief creeps up on you.
Insomnia. I go to bed at 9.30pm and listen to Radio 4.
A Christian Dior coat.
As a half-decent actor.
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