A comedian or the guy who drives the little truck around airports that takes old ladies to their gate.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 January 2026 source ↗
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A comedian or the guy who drives the little truck around airports that takes old ladies to their gate.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 January 2026 source ↗
Archaeologist, pop star, store cashier.
I had dreams of becoming the first scouse pope. Unfortunately, the girls got to me first.
An actor – that’s all I’ve ever wanted to do. I went to stage school when I was 13.
When I was a child, it was a bus driver or engine driver; then, when I was a teenager, I went to the theatre and wanted to be an actor.
Enthusiastic, chaotic, bungling.
Outside my very close-knit group of friends, socially I’m terrible.
I did say sorry to my mum, for being the way I was when I was a teenager. You become a parent and go, “Oh my God, this is what they were doing.”
I got sacked from TK Maxx for falling asleep under the coats.
Finding your phone.
That I’m going to start commenting “Wow” under AI images I think are real.
Ben Okri, Toyah Willcox, Sofia Coppola, Shaznay Lewis, Alex Hassell, Mo Farah
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