Bill Bailey
Comedian and musician
Telesales. I refused to wear a tie, but my argument that “They can’t see what we’re wearing” didn’t wash with the manager and I lasted a week.
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
It’s a toss-up between organising a new filing system at Hammersmith & Fulham social services and relying on tips in the least popular restaurant in London to get through drama school.
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Louis Theroux
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There was a period in the early 2000s when I had been doing celebrity profiles and thought I’d lost my way creatively.
Standing outside a pub in Acton on a freezing February day in a threadbare overcoat doing market research.
Telesales – having to sell terrible kitchens. I thought, maybe I’m not a good actor because I can’t even convince myself that these kitchens are worth paying for.
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As the father of Celtic’s all-time top goalscorer (that’s either of my kids).
Finding your place.
That will depend on when and how I die, but you couldn’t beat The Birdie Song to set the right tone.
I inadvertently rubbed the milky residue of a toxic cactus plant into my eye while filming Women In Love in the desert in Namibia, and my body went into anaphylactic shock as the producer sped me to a clinic 50 miles away.
Last week I saw a moorhen feeding her chicks, and became overwhelmed by the miracle of parenthood and maternal sacrifice. And I hadn’t even been drinking.
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