Scrabbling about under dusty floorboards as an electrician in my early 20s.
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Scrabbling about under dusty floorboards as an electrician in my early 20s.
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Delivering papers in the freezing cold for my granny. I got paid in Panini football stickers, so it wasn’t all bad.
When I was a kid I was a chambermaid in my family’s hotel, and I once found a strap-on that someone had left behind.
When I was younger, I signed up to a job agency and thought I would be doing secretarial work, but they assigned me to clean toilets in a factory in Oldham.
I used to do silver service waitressing at parties and events. The job was great, but there was constant harassment and groping from older men, and I hadn’t found my voice yet. It’s terrifying when you are young and you need a job.
Diving in the Virgin Islands. I lost sight of the boat and had to swim to a tiny, deserted island. After a great deal of time, the rescue boat saw me waving for my life on the rocks.
Warmth and security.
Not getting older at each birthday, but I appreciate it beats the alternative.
At the time, not landing the role of Lance-Corporal Jones in Dad’s Army, but it all worked out fine in the long run.
Dreaming that I am about to go on stage or set but haven’t got the right script.
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