When I was younger, I signed up to a job agency and thought I would be doing secretarial work, but they assigned me to clean toilets in a factory in Oldham.
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When I was younger, I signed up to a job agency and thought I would be doing secretarial work, but they assigned me to clean toilets in a factory in Oldham.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 25 October 2025 source ↗
The Wimpy in Kingston when I was 16. I’d recently become vegetarian, and there weren’t many veggie burgers in 1988.
Cleaning the freezer room at Bejam as a Saturday job, aged 13.
I worked in a supermarket on the Kings Road when I was 17, standing by the beers, wines and spirits to make sure people didn’t shoplift. They were such horrible employers that I didn’t care whether people shoplifted or not.
I spent an advent in my late teens throttling turkeys.
If you’re a mother, you are embarrassing. Is that not just the way?
Ignorance and unwillingness to learn.
I tried my best.
If somebody doesn’t want to understand or see you that’s on them. You don’t have to carry that with you.
A piece of scenery fell on my head during Richard II at the Globe theatre in 2019. I was very badly hurt.
In recent times, when I was looking after my mum. She would take me on journeys in her mind and I’d travel with her wherever she went. I felt happy that I had the opportunity to have that time despite her illness.
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