When I was a kid I was a chambermaid in my family’s hotel, and I once found a strap-on that someone had left behind.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 6 February 2021 source ↗
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When I was a kid I was a chambermaid in my family’s hotel, and I once found a strap-on that someone had left behind.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 6 February 2021 source ↗
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Martin Scorsese. I was, let’s say, slightly tactile with him during a Q&A; I was more nervous than I’ve been about anything. I kept tapping his knee, it might even have been bruised by the end.
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