The question
Who deserves an apology from you, and for what?Originally asked
The Guardian, to a different person each week, The Q&A
A fixed Guardian Q&A prompt asked directly across respondents and years.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
Martin Scorsese. I was, let’s say, slightly tactile with him during a Q&A; I was more nervous than I’ve been about anything. I kept tapping his knee, it might even have been bruised by the end.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 6 February 2021 source ↗
My parents: I’m sorry I didn’t spend more time with them.
Every woman I dated before I met my wife, because I think I convinced too many people that they were the one, and they were not the one.
The Spice Girls – Mel B, Geri and Emma – who wanted to mark our 20th anniversary, and the fans. It was not something I felt comfortable doing.
My parents, for not pursuing an academic career.
Not having my own chatshow. Yet!
As a nice person who always put others before myself. I’d also like my own posthumous tartan.
A pair of Balenciaga boots. They were extortionate, but that has to be at least 10 years ago and I still wear them.
When I was a kid I was a chambermaid in my family’s hotel, and I once found a strap-on that someone had left behind.
Something that you can’t describe or put in a box. It changes daily and surprises you when you least expect.
I had a car crash not long after passing my test, driving mates to a club on a Saturday night. Thankfully, everyone was OK – as was my dad about his car, which was a write-off.
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