A comedian or rapper. You can tell by the way I’m dressed that I’m a frustrated rapper.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 August 2024 source ↗
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A comedian or rapper. You can tell by the way I’m dressed that I’m a frustrated rapper.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 31 August 2024 source ↗
I wanted to be like Vidal Sassoon and wear the three-piece suit and be part of pop culture.
A steam train driver.
I had no female role models growing up. I lived an incredibly sheltered life: there was no TV at home and we had no visitors. It wasn’t until rock and pop came into my life that I concocted myself as a role model.
A man. I have always fought against being gender specific. I just don’t like being identified as female: I’m a person.
My complete lack of organisation that affects all part of my life – my living space, my being in touch with people, everything. I am a walking shitshow.
My children ending up anything like me.
The arcade game, Guitar Hero. I’ve got the full unit in my house. It’s so sad.
I was once walking through Edinburgh with someone in the industry. I was quite drunk and I slowly wet myself.
I worked at KFC, as a vegetarian, doing Friday and Saturday nights.
My wife when I tried out some new material on her, said: “I’m sure the people who like you would like that.”
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